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08/29/2010

Humor, Miscellaneous

Sonic says “smoking isn’t cool, unless it’s candy cigarettes!”

Our friend Sonic the Hedgehog has been on a strange endorsement streak lately: yams, pickles, and even President Obama; I don’t know if the guy’s just hard up for the cash or just feeling blowback from the days when he told us more social messages, such as “saying no to racism.” Indeed, Sonic used to go on with his own public service messages, including smoking:

What’s baffling, though, is the recent discovery by forums member ::CMG (UTOPIA):: of Sonic candy cigarettes. I suppose he’s sticking to his original message of not smoking if they can’t be smoked, right? At least they are tasty 100%.

Humor

Sundays With Scratch & Grounder: Cereal!

Every Sunday here at Sonic Retro, we’re takin’ ovah!  We’re gonna be givin’ ya good advice and you’re gonna take it and LIKE it, ya big buncha dummies!

Yeah!  BAH-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

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