Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Why Sonic the Hedgehog 4 will SUCK (Courtesy of Destructoid)
Tuesday, March 9, 2010 13:10 19 CommentsDestructoid has an article up over here proclaiming the reasons why Sonic 4 will suck – essentially it’s a piss-take on the nitpicky little things that some have been complaining about Sonic 4 that will make zero difference to the game in general, everything from eye-colour to Robotnik/Eggman’s naming argument. Go and take a look, [...]
Sonic Nets the #9 Spot in GT’s “Most Disappointing Games of the Decade”
Saturday, March 6, 2010 13:49 4 CommentsVideo Games | GT Countdown | Top 10 Disappointments of the Decade
XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii
Mega64 Takes the [Onion] Rings out of Everyone’s Mouths.
Monday, March 1, 2010 18:19 6 CommentsMega64 has certainly gained a lot of popularity since starting as a mere public access TV show. Of course I liked them before they were cool. But whatever…
Today isn’t a day to chuckle at Mega64’s antics, but to observe their classy taste and analysis of…uh…fast food.
(Why this simile isn’t drawn upon more I’ll never know.)
A Logical Progression
Wednesday, February 24, 2010 4:50 43 CommentsBeen out of the community for a while? Don’t worry, I’ll recap the past, present, and THE FUTURE.
Sonic 4 Announcement Leads to Domestic Abuse
Thursday, February 11, 2010 6:09 11 CommentsCredible news source The Escapist has conjured up a feature on the new upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog 4. Extensive research and interviews with professionals reveal how Sonic 4–and by extension, the Sonic series in the last ten years as a whole–may be nothing more than a classic case of domestic abuse.
With the cards on the [...]
First @ Retro: New Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing Art
Friday, February 5, 2010 2:19 6 CommentsIn light of this week’s developments on Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 1, we at Sonic Retro were concerned on what this would mean for the upcoming Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing. Imagine our shock when we were contacted by a source close to Sega with exclusive art!
More on this story as it develops.
Sega All-Stars Racing gets Christmas trailer. You can buy it after Christmas!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009 17:47 1 CommentI could type so words here, but all you guys really want is to see the trailer, right? OK, fine. Happy Holidays!
Embedable trailer courtesy of Joystiq.
Little Big Planet getting Sonic Sackboys.
Friday, November 20, 2009 19:00 5 CommentsAlthough they don’t seem to be available yet on Sony’s US Playstation Network store, it appears that Sega’s cracked a little deal and there is now Sackboy costumes for some of your favorite and not-so-favorite Sonic characters! These include Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails, Knuckles, Werehog and Dr. Eggman Costumes. For the most part though, I’m [...]
Sonic the Socialist
Sunday, August 30, 2009 12:44 23 CommentsComic Book and Economics mash-up blog Ecocomics recently decided to turn their attention towards Sonic the Hedgehog, only to deduce that our favorite blue hero is in fact a socialist. By analyzing the plot of the games and characters’ motives, they come to an obvious conclusion:
Sonic the Hedgehog is a socialist hero. Indeed, this might [...]
