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Why Sonic the Hedgehog 4 will SUCK (Courtesy of Destructoid)

Tuesday, March 9, 2010 13:10 19 Comments

Destructoid has an article up over here proclaiming the reasons why Sonic 4 will suck – essentially it’s a piss-take on the nitpicky little things that some have been complaining about Sonic 4 that will make zero difference to the game in general, everything from eye-colour to Robotnik/Eggman’s naming argument. Go and take a look, [...]

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Sonic Nets the #9 Spot in GT’s “Most Disappointing Games of the Decade”

Saturday, March 6, 2010 13:49 4 Comments

Video Games | GT Countdown | Top 10 Disappointments of the Decade
XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

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Mega64 Takes the [Onion] Rings out of Everyone’s Mouths.

Monday, March 1, 2010 18:19 6 Comments

Mega64 has certainly gained a lot of popularity since starting as a mere public access TV show. Of course I liked them before they were cool. But whatever…
Today isn’t a day to chuckle at Mega64’s antics, but to observe their classy taste and analysis of…uh…fast food.

(Why this simile isn’t drawn upon more I’ll never know.)

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A Logical Progression

Wednesday, February 24, 2010 4:50 43 Comments

Been out of the community for a while?  Don’t worry, I’ll recap the past, present, and THE FUTURE.

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Sonic 4 Announcement Leads to Domestic Abuse

Thursday, February 11, 2010 6:09 11 Comments

Credible news source The Escapist has conjured up a feature on the new upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog 4. Extensive research and interviews with professionals reveal how Sonic 4–and by extension, the Sonic series in the last ten years as a whole–may be nothing more than a classic case of domestic abuse.

With the cards on the [...]

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First @ Retro: New Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing Art

Friday, February 5, 2010 2:19 6 Comments

In light of this week’s developments on Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 1, we at Sonic Retro were concerned on what this would mean for the upcoming Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing. Imagine our shock when we were contacted by a source close to Sega with exclusive art!

More on this story as it develops.

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Sega All-Stars Racing gets Christmas trailer. You can buy it after Christmas!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009 17:47 1 Comment

I could type so words here, but all you guys really want is to see the trailer, right? OK, fine. Happy Holidays!

Embedable trailer courtesy of Joystiq.

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Little Big Planet getting Sonic Sackboys.

Friday, November 20, 2009 19:00 5 Comments

Although they don’t seem to be available yet on Sony’s US Playstation Network store, it appears that Sega’s cracked a little deal and there is now Sackboy costumes for some of your favorite and not-so-favorite Sonic characters! These include Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails, Knuckles, Werehog and Dr. Eggman Costumes. For the most part though, I’m [...]

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Sonic the Socialist

Sunday, August 30, 2009 12:44 23 Comments

Comic Book and Economics mash-up blog Ecocomics recently decided to turn their attention towards Sonic the Hedgehog, only to deduce that our favorite blue hero is in fact a socialist. By analyzing the plot of the games and characters’ motives, they come to an obvious conclusion:
Sonic the Hedgehog is a socialist hero. Indeed, this might [...]

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