The Escapist : Zero Punctuation : Sonic Generations Funniest thing I’ve watched all week. I’ve been waiting for this review for so long. I’m glad somebody else besides me pointed out the Rouge the Bat “tit shaking” challenge. Now, predictably comment like you’re defending your life’s worth.

Here at Sonic Retro, we could subject you to mind-numbing analysis about a game, or you could watch the forums explode in negativity at the slightest mention of Sonic 4. We could tell you how the PC version is an unfortunate shoddy port of the Xbox 360 version lacking anti-aliasing among other settings. But we’ve [...]

I’m not sure why Sonic would be shopping for insurance with Progressive, or at all… it’s not like he drives the Tornado!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Retro gave to me… …a bunch of videos of kids on Christmas. So it’s Christmas Eve. Things are winding down, with last minute shopping and Christmas dinner being concocted. If you’re a kid, you won’t sleep tonight, wondering just what Santa got you for Christmas this year. I try [...]

On the tenth day of Christmas, Retro gave to me… …some fanmade Sonic Christmas specials. Yep. By now, we’re all familiar with the officially licensed Sonic the Hedgehog Christmas stories, even if you’ve only heard of them on the front page. Sonic Christmas Blast. The numerous Sonic the Comic tales. Sonic’s interpretation of A Christmas [...]

On the sixth day of Christmas, Retro gave to me… …some videos that make me want to go the store. Let’s be perfectly honest here: while we may love Sonic the Hedgehog and Sega as a whole, at the end of the day they are a business, which means they want to sell the public [...]

On the fourth day of Christmas, Retro gave to me… …a Christmas story done by Archie Comics. Now, last year when I started reading the Fleetway Christmas comics, I must admit a small corner of my mind was tickled by the concept. I mean, the idea of the Christmas special isn’t something new. We’ve all [...]

On the second day of Christmas, Retro gave to me… …the return of Fleetway’s Christmas Sonic comics. For those who were around last year, you may remember that I started to go through the Christmas issues of the U.K. Sonic the Comic series by Fleetway. I only got through two articles before I realized I [...]

A lot of you have no doubt been enjoying the fruits of The Taxman’s labor now that Sonic CD for Everything is out (we know we certainly have) and we can only hope you’re also spreading the love to those around you that, yes, Sonic CD is not too shabby a game. But one of [...]

On the first day of Christmas, Retro gave to me… …yes, I’m doing this again. But really, why not? Last year I stumbled into the whole thing and didn’t do all twelve days. And yes, I am quite aware that the real “12 Days of Christmas” actually start on the 25th and continue on. But [...]