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Halloween… Jams? Helpful Hints for a Frightful Frolick

The hits keep on coming. If you’re to find yourself in the most frightful of situations, you may find yourself hearing YouTube’s MaxieDaMan‘s mix of Carnival Night with the unexplored haunted mansion occupied with creeps, ghoulies and the ever unsettling, yet complimentary harpsichord under the title of The Haunted Carnival.

Sonic and the Retro Crew would like to remind all young ones to stay safe this Halloween. Be sure to read the list after the jump!

  • Don’t fall for Eggman’s traps. If you get stuck, hit reset.
  • Look up, down and all around before crossing streets.
  • If you find any pumpkins, please give them to small Chao: they are constantly in search of suitable hats.
  • Make sure people can see you: run to the nearest lamppost.
  • Look out for all those Eggman’s Robots!
  • Should you forget your past, forget about finding dead girls. Just justify your losses by shooting everything in sight in order to seek the truth.
  • If dressing up as the werehog, be careful: your night will be repetetive and lackluster.
  • Avoid opening animal prisons you aren’t familiar with; they could contain ghosts. Make sure you know where light switches are as a precaution.
  • If a ghost tries to approach you, ask it a question. It will disappear.
  • Much like sharks, the correct way to defeat a ghost is to punch it in the face.
  • Its stupid, stupid ghostface.
  • Be a ghostface killer.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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13 Comments

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    Creepy tune. It reminds me of the terror of the time ticking when I didn’t know how to make it past that moving and rotating platform.

    As for the safety tips, I laughed at some of them.

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    “If a ghost tries to approach you, ask it a question. It will disappear.”

    I laughed so hard. ^^

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    “I asked him a question and he vanished in a second…” You guys are total jesters. I effin’ love this website. Just sayin’

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    ↑ & ↓ & ↻, this is now teh greatest meme ever

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    Good Halloween tips for everyone. Especially enjoyed “If dressing up as the werehog, be careful: your night will be repetetive and lackluster.”

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    I had to look at this guy’s work on deviantart. It’s amazing.

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    What, a whole halloween post without mentioning sandopolis? That act 2 scared the crap outta me, i never thought id see ghosts in a sonic game at that point 0_o

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    What is this Sonic Sez? I mean says?

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    I was watching hang castle right now. Dressed as sonic in the dark

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    Nice remix 🙂

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    BOOOOOM BOOO!

    Booom boo.

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    Animal prison? =P

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    Where, pray tell, did you get those symbols?

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