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Sonic Retro Super Bowl Halftime Show

Fudge the Black Eyed Peas.  Sonic Retro is the place to be for your Super Bowl halftime entertainment.  Here’s a trio of stupid videos (I guesstimated when halftime would start when I set this to publish earlier, so if it’s early/late, uh… suck it).

The Sonic 19th Birthday Contest was the best contest ever because people got on YouTube and made asses out of themselves for a chance to go to Japan and live out their weeaboo fantasies.  This bro got pumped up one Naturday and beat the shit out of his friends dressed as Sonic, nullifying the muscles he worked so hard to achieve.  How did this guy’s other bro friends not punk him out in this video?  TFM.

We live in a time where voice acting determines whether or not a Sonic game is good.  If you complain about gameplay, you’re an a-hole d-bag and deserve to get written up in a magazine by a blubbering vagina.  Let’s talk about voice acting for 2,000 pages but HEY SHUT UP OVER THERE WITH YOUR GAMEPLAY TALK VOICE ACTING IS IMPORTANT IN A VIDEO GAME.  I bet voice acting can breathe new life into Sonic 2, right?  MAN THIS GAME IS SO AMAZING NOW!  WORD UP, VEX.

A BOSS APPEARS

There’s your Super Bowl halftime show.  If you aren’t drunk by now, you a) don’t like sports b) are British c) are 14 years old.  Fix that.

You may begin complaining about how pointless this post is in the comments now.

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    epic show man

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    Yeah, this is definitely more entertaining. I already know “And Tonight’s Going to be a Good Night” is going to get spammed without abandon, and that song only irritates me.

    P.S. Go Cheese Heads

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    a) and d).  I’m 15, foo

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    Green Bay GOGOGO.

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    a) I like sports b) I’m not British c) I’m not 14. And yet, I’m not drunk. Reason? I don’t drink. Problem? No. I’m better off in the long run.

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      This. Besides, being over 14 doesn’t mean you’re not doing underage drinking. 21 is the mark. I’m 15 and if I got drunk that’d be considered illegal, no? 😛 (however I’m American so the restriction might be different in other places).

      I wouldn’t drink anyway. It just will screw me over in the long run :V

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      Are you really better off?
      http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,2014332,00.html

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        Yes.

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      Wow you are so cool.

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      Broright rings

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    If you thought the actual halftime show was a piece of shit, give me a hell yeah. Also, why’d they dress up that horse like Fergie?

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    I fail to see not liking football as anything resembling a problem.

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    this wasn’t nearly as pointless as you make it out to be Slingerland.

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      I always assume people will be all hurr and durr in the comments because it’s a comment section.

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    Alright rings!

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      Woohoo!

      LOL, that was amazing. That video justifies a rom hack. NOW!

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    Oh lawdy, I lold

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    I demand that someone make Sonic 2 with voices into an actual hack.

    Shit would hilarious, yo.

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      If we need a horrible Griffith impersonator to make it complete I’ll gladly volunteer.

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    If this happened during the awesome half time show last year, I would have totally been pissed that anyone considered doing something like this (ok, actually I wouldn’t care at all). But the Black Eyed Peas? Really? How can they follow The freakin Who with that? So yeah, these youtube videos are much more entertaining than them.

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    but wait
    they already made a Sonic 2 with voice acting!

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    Oh dear… ALL THOSE POINTS APPLY TO ME D:
    But Robotnik YTP IS ALWAYS GREAT XD

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    Oh wow, the first one: “So Sonic, what are you doing?”
    “Will you leave me alone?! Don’t ever bother me when I’m playing with myself!”

    Ha ha, story of my life.

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