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    Holy hot dicks from Hell. Rouge looked like something from Ratatoing.

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      SEGA GAME SLIME

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    Oh God that chao, it’s slenderman D:

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    Note “Rogue” was naked.

    Otherwise, animation is on par with Sonic Heroes.

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      That and she was a mouse….

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        That was Rogue the Naked Mouse. Rouge the Bat’s mentally handicapped nephew.

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    This must be what it’s like to stare into the face of God.

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      No man. Just, no.

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    McDonald’s France surrenders to poor animators. 🙁

    What’s in a French Happy Meal anyway, escargot and wine? :v

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      I’m French and it’s true !!! xD (bad jokes)
      Now, I know why this ad hasn’t appeared a lot on TV. 😛 

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      Wait a minute, this is from Pakistan? It sure sounded French to me. >:O

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      It’s Urdu.

      Still doesn’t change the horrid animation.

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    HORRIBLE models. I do not want one.

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    Before SEGA had amazing CG, they had…

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    Yeah.. I’ve noticed French Sonic is always scraping the bottom of the barrel.  Have you heard their voice actors??  If you have one of Puto’s Sonic X episodes you can hear them, you just have to switch the audio channel from the Japanese one to the French one, heh.

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      Well, not that all the French actors are bad, in fact the Tails and Amy ones are pretty good, but a lot of them are just complete epic fail…

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    I require therapy.

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    Those MODELS.

    They look worse than sin. Geez.

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    The best video since Sonic 4%

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    … oh mai… O_O

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    I really, really hope SonikkuForever is just trolling us hard because that is too awful to be believable. O_O

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    “Rogue,” huh? Well, I can never show any frustration towards a younger one for saying it like that again; after all, despite there being media everywhere indicating that “Rouge” is not pronounced that way, some official guy got it wrong, so it must be okay!

    Silliness aside, that was rather wacky.

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    This is the best redesign of Sonic ever, especially Rouge. Forget about this so-called “anatomy” and this mythical “quality control”, what SEGA really needs to do is make polygonal LEGO people!

    Also Shadow looks better than ever… He really does. >.>

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    My mind exploded. Wait no, not even that.
    My SOUL exploded.

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    Tails didn’t even have a nose!

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      He also doesn’t have a second tail, and Sonic has no backspines… and Amy is cross-eyed.

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    Sonic 3Dblast beta boxart models finally found!?

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      Oh, THAT’S what I was trying to remember! I knew I had seen some this motherfugly somewhere.

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        Ahem, “something”.

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    Why was this made.
    Why can’t I stop watching.

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    The models makes me laugh so hard xD

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    Dear Mother of God D:

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    Um, I think they could`ve used something better than that… I think it`s called “CGI ANIMATION”

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    I still have the crappy Rogue and Amy tennis thing. I don’t live in europe, but that same happy meal toy was released in America way back when that game came out.

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    I found out what country this was from. Pakistan! The French commercial for this is actually quite good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyDqES6Be_w

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    I loled. A lot. But seriously, how did they get away with such atrocious looking models when they had the official Sega renders on the logos?

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    I’m lovin’ it.

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    Why they didn’t just redub the British version of the advert for those toys, I dont know! In that version they used the official Heroes cutscene models!

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    Oh, they didn’t even know well the characters!! Rouge looked like a Rabbid reject, but she was the less skew-eyed of all the bunch, at least.
    I think I misheard “Cream’s Pot Flower Catch!”, but maybe, that’s the reason behind this abhorrent spot ad.

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    Oh god, deep Knuckles from those S3 magazine scans returns.

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    Hey man, don’t pin this on Europe.
    You know that thread, “When has Sonic looked his worst”? Yeah, this pretty much covers it.

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    Look, Knuckles has pigtails!

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    Just a quick correction, Pakistan is not in Europe…

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      When I first uploaded this video I assumed it was European because it had the European variants of the toys. Later, I found a similar video, clearly from the same “set” of commercials, that was confirmed to be from Pakistan. Want to see Ronald McDonald and his friends butchered by that same “company”? You don’t? Well, here’s the link anyway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX54qj35V1U

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    This should enable everyone to appreciate “green eyes” more.

    I know I do.

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      0.0 I just skimmed it and i already appreciated modern sonic.

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        I mean appreciate. stupid spell check.

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      So, what did we learn today?

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    For a second I thought I was looking at a preview for a Sonic fan game being hosted on this site. Then I read the comments.

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    If you want to see this same company butcher beloved characters such as Crash Bandicoot, Ronald McDonald, and Hello Kitty, go to this guy’s YouTube channel. It’s a goldmine.
    http://www.youtube.com/user/hidearshake

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    Is anybody more disturbed at the music that was playing in this?

    The visuals, they made my day!

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    This is Sonic 4 Episode 2 as you truly imagined it.

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    For some reason, the only decent model is the weird-jumping chaos for me.

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    CREAM PUPFLOWER CATCH is the modern day FUNKEEEE FRESH ACKSHUNN!!

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      Also, is this is like the Video Brinquedo version of Sonic X?

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    Rogue and Emitennis! Crem Puffeglobbleketch! Cheburger penkelly! Kepegala imma giant. Ultimoso with a hint of lime! Jellogel a Happy Meal kind!

    *Brought to you by Sega Games Slime.

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    Great scott that Rouge model.

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    LOL
    Chao is a bird LOL
    My mind is f****ed

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    IS TROLL! IS TROLL!

    That was just hilariously bad.

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    Why do I keep coming back to this? :S

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    I finally figured out that the language is hindi.

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    Oh God I love this!

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    We’ve had the same games in happy meals here in Brazil circa 2004-2005. I had a Knuckles baseball one, my friend had the Sonic one. I don’t think we had that commercial, though.

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