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SEGA Listens To Fans Who Demand Relief

Every once in a while, SEGA of Japan does something which comes out of nowhere. With the announcement of Toirettsu…well, it comes out of somewhere. And now I am truly frightened.


Basically, it’s a game that involves urine. Real urine. In a real urinal. Sadly, like most SEGA games it doesn’t appeal to a female audience. Intended for the true gaming connoisseur, the object is to relieve yourself upon a conveniently placed target, taking part in various “mini-games” that feature a sparkle-eyed boy with a bandage on his knee. As he goes to the bathroom. Naked. Wait, how many people use public restrooms in the buff? I’m getting more frightened with each second. Imagine the testing for the game alone! And how in the world will this ever get a home release!? If Samba De Amigo can be ported to the Wii…

Supposedly, the mentality behind this all is to help people use the bathroom properly and not get it on the wall/floor/the guy next to you. I don’t know about you, but if I’ve been drinking and stumble into a bathroom where the urinal is asking me to play a game with it, I’m going to assume I’ve had way too much to drink. And then hide in the stall.

True enough, this isn’t exactly a “Sonic” game as Sonic doesn’t appear whatsoever, but many people could argue that it deals with similar themes. And it gives the front page an excuse to remind people that, yes, we here at Retro deal with more than just Sonic the Hedgehog. We love everything that SEGA pisses at us!

…that doesn’t sound right at all. Oh well, hopefully these interactive urinals will be up and running for the next Summer of Sonic. That is part of your budget, right AAUK?

[via Kotaku]

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32 Comments

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    Are you shitting me?

    I think I just died a bit inside. From the Japanese, you can expect something to be weird, but let’s hope this isn’t released in the US.

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      Are you -pissed- off?

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        Well, remember, it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.
        Hardy Har Har.

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          Lulz…
          Wouldn’t say “pissed off or on”, but a bit crapped over.

          OK, seriously: I don’t know where they came up with this, but I have to say it’s much worse than Giygas.

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    I think SEGA is just trolling with this game. They bought it for trollz and lolz

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    Urine is not included?

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    ……………………………….
    ……….
    .

    Japan is officially fucked up.

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      I’d congratulate SEGA for tapping original markets, but being Japan and all, I’m sure some firm somewhere has already tried this.

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    When you lose, the guy in the urinal next to you should aim your way and piss all over your shoes.(That’s a fear of mine. I swear to fucking God.)

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      If the urinal itself pissed on me that would flip my shit.

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    Keep on being awesome, Japan. Even if it does gross everybody out.

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    Do whatever you want Sega, just keep that piss away from the US (literally), will ya?

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    Hey, I would test it. Publically.

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    Well, now I have even more reason to go to Japan. =V

    Seriously, I’d expect no less when it comes to weird stuff like this coming out in Japan, I mean don’t they have vending machines you can get a pair of panties from? >.>

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    But they won’t be able to do this thanks to that new law :V

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    I like how the guy recording slowly back away without turning around after it’s all over.

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    In b4 “crappy” sequel is made.

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      +1 for you. It took me a second before getting the joke =P

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    Just imagine this demo at the next E3.
    It won’t be pretty.

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    Japan really pisses me off sometimes…

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    I think this is the first time I have ever PRAYED that a game doesn’t make it across seas. I mean, how the **** did they come up with this one to begin with?

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    Hmmmm. Well… SEGA do love to innovate.

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    Learn where to aim! XD

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    This should make use of Sonic’s ceiling running powers.

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    The name alone is brilliant – seems to be a portmanteau of “Toilet” and “Let’s”. It’s a shame that it’s only for urinals though, how does anyone expect women to get into gaming with these overt gender biases?

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    This is making me rather grateful Nintendon’t.

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      Ah, but what have the 34’d people have to say about that? After all, it IS called the “Wii”.

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        Wii think your joke sucks.

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    *looks at “Tags”*: “man japan gets all the cool stuff :(”
    Oh, some cool, innovative Japanese stuff! You shouldn’t have! 🙂

    *looks at article*
    You REALLY shouldn’t have! >_>

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    I still like the Japanese Hello Kitty-themed urinal target. http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/hello-kitty-urinal-targets.thumbnail.jpg

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    Coming soon to PeeWa-I mean WiiWare…..
    Let’s Pee! A brand new game that lets you use your Wii as a “aim and shoot” to cover the virtual urinal! Gain points by aiming at the water droplets that fall down! Up to 4P local and online multiplayer – pee with your friends! Also try to get the best scores and times-and post them on the leaderboards for bragging rights! Coming soon!
    Published by Sega Pingas!
    *Pingas chant* PIIIIIIIIIIIIIN-GAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!

    😀

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      BAWS you ruined a game that has a trippy theme!

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