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    IRAIRAIRAIRAI DORGAS MANO!!!

    Those pictures are hilarious. That’s truly how i imagine him and his underlings to be like. =V

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    I liked the first and third pictures. I dunno why NiGHTS and SA2B are on the second picture, though. I likes those :/

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      Journey of Dreams is awful.

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        Doesn’t explain SA2 being there.

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        But SA2B isn´t. It´s still the most complete and less glitched Sonic 3D game of all. It has one of the best 2D modes in all platforming Sonic games too. If later games would have had the same quality as SA2B, they wouldn´t still feel like classic Sonic games, but they wouldn´t be so bad 😛

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          Sonic Adventure 2 is awful.

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      Sonic Adventure 2 was pretty awful. Don’t let the other titles steal the mediocrity show.

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      Some people seem to think that the newer nights sucks.

      I know where they’re coming from. Lol rails. All you control is going up and down unlike the first game where you could FREELY FLY AWAY!

      Or maybe that’s just face value. But then again, many people dissing on it seem to have not played it, so whatever… Just wait for someone to actually tell you why it sucks, before that, assume it’s whiny faggots.

      Just like with SA2:B and even Heroes to an extent. Whiny Faggots.

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        It’s not that SA2 is bad, but it’s definately on a downward slope. same for heroes. And the new(ish) NiGHTS which I played isn’t that bad, but I didn’t find it all that great compared to the original.

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    The truth exposed…. that sick bastard!!

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    But on a more serious note. I am now starting to imagine Iizuka enterint this website and seeing himself portrayed as these evil creatures.

    Is it weird that I feel kind of bad about these pictures? The guy may be stupid but it’s getting rather offensive on a personal level. I imagine iizuka to be a pretty kindhearted person and… yeah I don’t know.

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      Yeah, I kind of agree with you, dude.

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    Sonic Heroes is only up there because the photoshopper had the PS2 version (or played Bingo Highway)

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    Iizuka is the devil, hurrrrrr.

    Am I the only one that finds all these images, aside from maybe the first one, really childish and poor?

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    Ugh… whoever made these pictures need to do their research. Black Knight, Sonic 06, and Rivals were not even developed by Iizuka, and Sonic Heroes NiGHTS Journey of Dreams and Sonic Adventure 2 Battle were generally recieved on the positive side. And note he also made the day stages in Sonic Unleashed and the whole of Sonic Colors, which were good. People need to stop treating him like he is the devil of video game designing just because he says weird stuff. And that third picture doesn’t even make sense.

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    I still don’t know why sa2 is on there. SA2B at that. SA2B improved upon the original in every way :/ Funny pictures nonetheless.

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    And note he also made the day stages in Sonic Unleashed and the whole of Sonic Colors, which were good.

    No, those were terrible.

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      That ain’t nothing compared to Sonic 06. (And maybe Free Riders on that note, at least of what people are saying) Plus, it’s better than Sonic 4: Zero Gravity as everyone’s practically calling it.
      I won’t go into the FULL formula of a good Sonic game here, as everyone’s going to have one hundred ways to disagree with me (as they might have when I say what’s next). I will, however, explain the basics of one:
      At least six zones.
      At least 2-3 acts in each.
      Eggman fights you in each zone.
      All acts and all zones follow the same formula of sections with speed, and sections with platforming, putting their twists in each zone.
      Final zone is shorter than the rest, and has Eggman as final boss, NOT some supernatural being which Super Sonic must destroy.
      Those are what I think are the basics of a good Sonic game, and the games that fit this are numerous, and all but one were on the Genesis/Mega Drive (Of course, that odd one out is Sonic Colours because it perfectly follows the formula and the MD ones I’m talking about include but are not limited to the first games and those of the Death Egg Saga). These are only the basics, expanding the concept of what I just said is what makes the individual games unique among others.

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    Whoever made the images must have played the PAL version of SA2B in 50Hz.
    Why? The 50Hz sticky jumps glitch.

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    you gotta love those teeth.

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    Takashi Iizuka must GO TO THE HELL

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    It would have been funnier with Ken in the third pic.

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    Where’s Sonic 4?
    Also, I kind of agree with Jwiwo, I feel that we would be demonizing him a bit much on this, even if it’s for some funniness…

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