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The Latest in Facepalm: Sonic Burlesque Show

Want to know how to use your first 20 posts at Sonic Retro? Post things like this, obviously. Trial Member MrTrent has posted a video of a Sonic-centric burlesque routine by “Ginger La Rouge.”  Watch as she sexily(?) struts out to Dr. Robotnik’s theme in Sonic 2 and shakes her cans to MrTrent’s arrangement of Casino Night Zone.  Oh, and there’s a gold hula-hoop there, too.  Why is this happening?

We’ve embedded the video past the jump.  The video is not safe for work (and probably mind, too).  You have been warned.

“Hey, bro, did you see the emeralds on that chick?”

(Yeah, that doesn’t really work as slang for boobs.)

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    “Why is this happening?” lmao in my head that sounded so much funnier to me.

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      Exactly what I said in my head too!  But I felt like I was playing GTA IV all of a sudden.  lol.

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    That was fucking hot

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    Think of it this way: At least it’s not a Mario burlesque routine.

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    “Where’s that daa…. wow i’ve found the fourth and fifth chaos emeralds.”

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    I want see her doing spindashes NEAR me. :B

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    this is wereied then

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    this is burlesque dancing as you have always imagined it

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    well, that definately is one way to spend your first post…

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      @ Dan  True! LOLZ  

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    Is it weird that I found myself asking “Would the Guile theme go with this?”

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    Bfffftt!! What the fuck we’re they thinking?

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      She’s kinda hot though 😉

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    What has been seen … cannot be unseen :O

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    Did i just see…. O_O What the freak?!?! (Im a girl) that video was very… ocward.

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    Why is this happening??!! Erm… because I thought it would be fun? Sheesh!

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    WHAT THE FUCK!?!

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    …. O_o

    That was… Odd….

    And I like the Casino Night arrangement. Very well done.

    Also, dem emeralds.

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