Do you have no shame? Have you always wanted your name on the Internet? Then, buy Sonic 4 a whole buncha times.
SEGA Community Manager and total bro Aaron Webber (aka RubyEclipse aka “The Man of San Fran” aka “Electrical Tape Man”) recently went on the official SEGA forums to announce a rewards system for those who purchase Sonic 4: Episode 1 on multiple platforms. The “True Blue Initiative,” obviously for “True Sonic Fans,” will net you the following:
- Two versions: Fan will be included in a special sticky thread on Sega/Sonic 4 sites. Will also be posted on Sega blogs and the Sonic 4 website.
- Three versions: All the above and placement on a to-be-announced “very cool spot.” Plus, you get a bucket of cute fluffy kittens (supplies limited).
- All versions: All the above as well as a special shout-out on video, from Aaron Webber and Ken Balough, to be posted on YouTube and around the internet.
Wow, THE Ken Balough? If I buy multiple copies, will he move my big screen television up a flight of stairs for me, too? There’s tequila in it for ya, Ken.
Mad props on the cute fluffy kittens, Aaron, but I wouldn’t make that promise. They are too busy accusing people who didn’t do anything and filing investigations that nobody will give a shit about.