Do you have no shame? Have you always wanted your name on the Internet? Then, buy Sonic 4 a whole buncha times.
SEGA Community Manager and total bro Aaron Webber (aka RubyEclipse aka “The Man of San Fran” aka “Electrical Tape Man”) recently went on the official SEGA forums to announce a rewards system for those who purchase Sonic 4: Episode 1 on multiple platforms. The “True Blue Initiative,” obviously for “True Sonic Fans,” will net you the following:
Wow, THE Ken Balough? If I buy multiple copies, will he move my big screen television up a flight of stairs for me, too? There’s tequila in it for ya, Ken.
Mad props on the cute fluffy kittens, Aaron, but I wouldn’t make that promise. They are too busy accusing people who didn’t do anything and filing investigations that nobody will give a shit about.
20 Comments on this post
Leave a CommentWell I’m buying at least two, but Wii version isn’t even HD and I don’t have an Xbox
Comment left on 10.6.2010 by n00neimp0rtant
iPhone version isn't "HD" either, so why aren't you complaining about that?
Reply left on 10.6.2010 by GerbilSoft
OH LOOK, I HAVE SONIC 4 ON iPOD TOUCH AND XBOX LIVE I AM WORTHY OF GETTING MY NAME ON THE INTERNET
Comment left on 10.6.2010 by Qtheman
I realize this was actually a response to people who were already declaring the intention to buy multiple versions, but it does come off as something a bit more shameless.
FTR, I’m not buying multiple versions because I want my name on the Internet. (It’s already there.) I’m buying multiple versions because I’m a RAGING KLEPTOMANIAC.
Comment left on 10.6.2010 by Solaris Paradox
A kleptomaniac steals for the thrill regardless of need. Therefore you could not buy multiple copies of the same thing because of that. Perhaps you meant to say you were a RAGING DOLT.
Reply left on 10.7.2010 by TheBruceDickinson666
….i wanted to be popular for being a sonic maniac but what the hell?
Comment left on 10.6.2010 by ChibiDan
I can only get one version, the 360 version. Oh well, excuse me while I go cry in my little corner ’cause I won’t be famous on teh interwebs.
Comment left on 10.6.2010 by Ravenfreak
Ooh, look at me, I’m mister SONIC (Four) FAN FROM SEGALAND IN A HOUSE OF THE DEAD ON INTERNET FAME LANE.
Big frickin’ deal.
Comment left on 10.6.2010 by Ethan Kerr
Well im getting two iphone and wii
Comment left on 10.6.2010 by Josh
That's actually reasonable enough, since 1) having both a console version and a portable version of a game you like is actually pretty nifty, and 2) there's the whole "two exclusive acts" thang.
Although it also appears that the iThing version is a completely unaltered E3 build. Hm.
Reply left on 10.6.2010 by Solaris Paradox
This would only be worth it if they sent out t-shirts or something.
People will do quite a bit for a free t-shirt.
Comment left on 10.7.2010 by GeneHF
Like sign up for a credit card.
Reply left on 10.7.2010 by Slingerland
Fluffy kittens? More like dying cats from Jun Senoue.
Comment left on 10.7.2010 by Tealer
LOL!! I actually thought this was a joke!
Comment left on 10.7.2010 by KMetalmind
Way to bait your fans into getting gang-raped, SEGA. You do not cease to amaze me with your patronization.
Comment left on 10.7.2010 by Treleus
No thanks, I’ll just get the PS3 version =P
Comment left on 10.7.2010 by ShadowMasterX5
Boys, at least, maybe this company is one of the few who sponsor your name in internets xDDDDDDDDDDD. EA Games will not show my name if I purchase every version of Crysis 2 :B
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Comment left on 12.20.2010 by Maurine Brundidge